Monday, January 28, 2013

Political Menu Card of India:

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Starters: To Tease your Hunger
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State Censor
Hot Censor Rolls- whipped with Single State-ban. Goes well with DTH Lettuce.

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Main Course- To Treat your Hunger

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Telangana
Statehood demand minced with spicy MP Resignations and court order

Taj Corridor
Freshly Grilled judicial notices on Ex CM with toppings on CBI and Centre

Monumental Basket
Royal Platter served with Public lashings baked against cheesy comments from a seasoned politico.

Shahi Victim
Juicy extracts of a “flavorsome pulp” marinated with lip smacking understanding from “The Wanted” quarters.

Crown Prince
Barbecued assurances sautéed on par boiled expectations – to be taken with a pinch of salt.

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Desserts - To Savour your Taste Buds

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Lokpal
Popular Indian variety to be served in Melting Budget Session - with honey coated delays.
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(Menu subject to change, without prior notice)

4 comments:

Rachit said...

with numerous drinks like Gadkari, Rahul & Diggy baba!

Weakest LINK

magiceye said...

Yummy analogies!!

Vivek Patwardhan said...

Great, enjoyed this one. Very well written!

But you have missed one very important one - the soup! There are too many cooks who are spoiling the broth. And the State is generally is soup!

Please add this in your own way...
Vivek

aliasgarmukhtiar mukhtiar said...

nice one